If you consider yourself a design nerd – and if you're reading this magazine, the odds of nerdom increase dramatically – there's a YouTube video you need to see. It's called "Dieter Rams pointing at things he doesn't like". The clip features pretty much what you'd expect: legendary German industrial designer Dieter Rams, whose "less but better" approach influenced an entire epoch, walking around the Vitra Design Museum throwing absolute shade at some of the greatest designers of all time.
"Here's something I really don't like," Rams says, shaking his cane at Marc Newson's aluminium 1986 'Lockheed Lounge' chair, which coincidentally fetched $5.3 million at auction. "I've forgotten the name, but experiments like this… it leads to misunderstandings."
Rams wanders down an aisle of furniture whose insurance premiums boggle the imagination. The cane stabs out again. "Frank Gehry is not a friend of mine, neither personally nor as an architect," he says, casually destroying one of the most influential designers of the 20th century. When Rams gets to Tejo Remy's 1991 You Can't Lay Down Your Memory – a haphazard jumble of reclaimed dresser drawers, held together by a belt – he just shrugs. "This?" he spreads his arms, nonplussed. "This is neither orderly nor properly confused. I find things like this unnecessary. We don't need them." Dude was savage.
Dieter Rams, now 93, is one of the few humans alive with the moral authority to casually diss the furniture of Frank Gehry and Marc Newson. And apart from being quite funny, in a grumpy, old-man-yells-at-clouds kind of way, this clip demonstrates something fundamental about Rams' design philosophy: there is good, and there is bad. And not just good and bad in the subjective sense. Like Christopher Alexander, Le Corbusier and Buckminster Fuller, Rams believes in an objective set of design principles that makes a thing inherently 'good'. He calls them his 10 Principles of Good Design, and they go like this:
Good design is innovative / Good design makes a product useful / Good design makes a product understandable/ Good design is aesthetic / Good design is unobtrusive / Good design is honest / Good design is long-lasting / Good design is thorough down to the last detail / Good design is environmentally-friendly / Good design is as little design as possible





















