Here is a non-exhaustive list of just some of the things you can see at Haw Par Villa, Singapore’s largest (and some would say most batshit crazy) open-air theme park:
A collection of impaled and severed heads. Note the blood weeping from eyeballs. Rats and rabbits engaged in a no-holds-barred battleto the death. Tax dodgers being pounded into hamburger meat by agiant stone mallet. Demons flinging young girls onto a hill of knives.A woman breastfeeding her elderly mother-in-law with an expressionthat can only be described as ‘mixed feelings’. Human-crab nightmarefuel. Absolutely banging Sunday DJ sessions.
We should probably clarify that everything on this list, with the exception of the DJs, is a diorama, sculpted from plastered cement paste and wire mesh and painted at great expense by some of the best artisans in Asia. Haw Par is the Confucian hell-themed theme park that money built. Lots and lots of money. And it's arguably the weirdest attraction in Singapore, or anywhere within 1000 kilometres of Singapore. Imagine Dante's Inferno meets Disneyland.
"It feels deeply un-Singaporean, in a way, but also very Singaporean at the same time," says local Daniel O'Connor, who's been hosting his electronic dance party series, Ice Cream Sundays, at Haw Par since 2019.
"Everyone in Singapore had the experience of going there when they were younger, but if you hadn't been brought up with it, you'd feel like this place can't even exist."
Like pretty much every Singaporean over the age of 30, Daniel has some pretty vivid childhood memories of Haw Par. It was the kind of place you went once – and then tried to repress as quickly as possible. In the park's heyday, which arguably stretched from the 1970s to the 1990s, when one million visitors per year were piling through the Tiger Gate, parents would bring their kids here to witness the iconic Ten Courts of Hell: a weird mashup of Chinese Buddhist, Taoist and folk-religious punishment scenes, each designed to scare the living bejeebus out of small children. Disembowelment. Tongues cut out. That kind of thing¹.
“Doing Ice Cream Sundays at Haw Par probably brought back some nightmares for our attendees,” Daniel laughs. “For local kids, it was the place where we got told, like, this is what happens to you when you do bad things. For me though, I just remember finding the whole park really odd. Really strange.”




















